Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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