yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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