what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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