Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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