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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??

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Please use a condom I will cry if I hear that you people have procreated

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:13pm

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does he have you make the snookie noise?

Submitted by Fastlane on Jan 30, 10 at 6:13pm

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Come at me bro.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:16pm

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when he cums on your face does he say "one shot!"

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:29pm

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its funny this is from my area code, so i'm pretty sure i know which raging slutbag this is, mind you there is a TON of them around here

Submitted by yourakunt on Jan 31, 10 at 3:20pm

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Yes, that is a bad thing. Did you really need to ask?

Submitted by Herschel on Jan 30, 10 at 8:51pm

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Fuck soviet russia

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:46pm

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Wrong website. Your looking for fml.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:41am

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I'm pretty much ripped up like Rambo !!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:28pm

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Yes.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:19am

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Run away.

Submitted by aimeelee76 on Jan 30, 10 at 9:02pm

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Never have I seen this shitty ass show, just the clips I've caught on the Soup tell me everything I need to know. Your man is a loser, your a self esteem lacking whore...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:03am

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That show was terrible,,,,

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:54am

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I'm proud to say I've never seen an episode! Desperate attention whores of NJ--knda like the Real Housewives of__________. (fill in the blank)

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 8:14pm

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Yet another jersey shore reference.. Pretty sure this show is gunna overtake the world..

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:42pm

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Oh good God, yes.

Submitted by courtchronic on Aug 14, 11 at 4:48pm

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Only in CT.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:00pm

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Bad you had to ask

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:23pm

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uhh.... FYL.

Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jan 31, 10 at 10:31pm

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Kill him.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:17am

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WALLINGFORD BITCHES!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:48pm

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Those girls are beat

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:26pm

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When he cums does he yell "now THAT is the situation!"

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:19pm

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Yes that's gross

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:49pm

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only if he was the one talking like the girls. or if he makes you call him the situation.

Submitted by anonmatrix on Jan 30, 10 at 6:14pm

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Sorry sorry people, you're for goodness sake don't run me out in the plank!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:04am

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That show is sick u should be like them all the time

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:27am

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713 has the right idea.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:47pm

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Lol do you fist pump too?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:46pm

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FIST PUMP

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:21am

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At least he doesn't punch you in the face... or does he?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:15pm

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Suck my dick?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:54am

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Please leave that loser

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:09pm

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I agree 8:51

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:01pm

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850: yes. That's very bad

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:34pm

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partysssss heeeerrreeee

Submitted by iamanonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:11pm

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One shot!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:52pm

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Yes.

Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 16, 10 at 1:26am

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Yes it means the guy your bangin is a total db chin up cowgirl

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:00pm

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In soviet Russia Jersey Shore girls get off by talking like you

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:45pm

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Yes!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:16am

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