And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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