is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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