It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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