Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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