I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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