had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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