windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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