New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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