you guys were way drunker than both of me
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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