I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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