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(313): View more from Michigan

"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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(214): View more from Texas

Big sunglasses are the new paper bag

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ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him

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(616): View more from Michigan

Princesses don't give blow jobs

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(807): View more from Ontario

I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer

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(708): View more from Illinois

Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.

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