your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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