Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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