that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I will be naked everywhere
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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