have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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