goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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