No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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