lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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