True but thats because hes a fetus.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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