no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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