Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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