I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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