...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
...so i touched it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My feet surprised me
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