do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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