guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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