You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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