Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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