Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
