i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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