Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
love makes seman taste better
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
