The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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