Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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