Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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