I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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