She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
BRING THE BAGELS
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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