She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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