you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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