butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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