I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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