theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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