Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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