How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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