Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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