If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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