doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
